Posted 3/27/06

Sports Suck

IRL driver Paul Dana was killed in a car crash on the last lap of practice Sunday after he struck another car that had hit the wall and come down the track. When reading the story on the internet, my computer crashed. Apparently, they will be serving T-bones at the funeral.

The final four is set. Florida, George Mason, UCLA, and LSU. Obviously all eyes will be on the Cinderella team. Not George Mason, but Florida because Joakim Noah has to be the ugliest step-sister God has ever created.

There was a little controversy over where George Mason played Uconn in the Elite Eight. The arena was close to George Mason’s campus, so Uconn had a gripe that George Mason was playing a home game. Said Uconn’s coach Jim Calhoun, “Both their fans were really loud”.

The NFL announced the season will open with two games. One features the Colts against the Giants where Eli Manning will face Peyton Manning. It’s called the “Manning Bowl”. The other game is the Dolphins against the Steelers. It’s called the “Toilet Bowl”.

Sacrament Kings forward Bonzi Wells was fined $5,000 after he hit a ball into the tunnel after being called for a foul during a loss to Golden State. He retorted to the referee by calling him a “Big Meanie”. Wells then threatened to take his little ball and go home.

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