Posted 11/05/05

Sports Suck

Fantasy football is in full swing, and fantasy basketball is just getting started. Here are some tips for all you fantasy geeks.
1. Stay away from Atlanta Hawks former center Jason Collier.
2. If you have any players from the Minnesota Vikings on your team you’re probably losing. At least Daunte has some time to book those boat charters now.
3. Unless your league awards points for season ending injuries, don’t draft Grant Hill.
4. Unless it’s hockey, don’t draft white guys.
5. If you're playing fantasy golf, you're obviously a homo.

Former NBA star Jayson Williams sold his estate where he shot a hired driver to death 3 years ago for $8 million. Williams was disappointed with only getting $8 million for it, since he was close to getting 10-20.

United soccer player Christian Gomez apologized for spitting on a player’s face during a playoff game on Sunday. What a world we live in. Christian Gomez apologizes for spitting on a player’s face, and Peter North’s penis gets paid for it.

Nebraska coach Bill Callahan may get in trouble for making a throat slashing gesture toward an official during the game at Oklahoma. Callahan isn’t worried about punishment for the gesture, but he is worried about getting punished for calling the official, “the next peter puffing OJ victim”.

The Arizona Cardinals signed wide receiver Reggie Newhouse and released conerback Dyshod Carter. The Cardinals also just figured out that other teams practice during the week. Quarterback Josh McCown says, “That’s an unfair advantage. That means they’re more prepared than us going into the later innings”.

The sister of Chargers linebacker Randall Godfrey was found shot in her car after wrecking her car while her boyfriend was chasing her. Police said she wrecked her car after trying to drive through a clearing in a neighbor’s yard. Police also said this was the first time the Chargers linebackers have been able to stop anybody.