The Really Really Big Show: Top 21

January 2008
	1	Alessandra Ambrosio Okay, after all these years she's finally won me over. Recently I've been paid for personal favors with copies of Victoria's Secret catalogues. Alessandra is by far the best looking girl in the bunch, so as a reward for her continued hard work, I'll give her the top spot.
	2	Stacy Keibler I'll hand it to Stacy, she is doing everything she can to stay in the limelight in Hollywood. And by that I mean she attends every possible party and wears as little clothing as possible. I don't know if that will help her career, but it keeps her in the top 3 of this list.
	3	Megan Fox Is anyone else starting to get the felling that she was a one flick wonder? My guess is she'll star in another couple comic book movies before moving over to B-rate horror. There's a lot of nudity in horror though, so maybe she's on the right track.
	4	Kelly Kelly I can't really say enough about Kelly Kelly, and yet, I can't really say anything at all about her. She's in the WWE, can't wrestle, and has no perceivable talent other than the ability to dance and get
	5	Julianne Hough Julianne is the first professional dancer on dancing with the stars that garners more attention from the male viewers than any d-list celebrity diva that trot out there. I actually found myself rooting for Helio Castoneves just so that Julianne would remain on the show. I'm guessing she'll be the first three-time winner for that very reason.
	6	Jessica Alba I hear she's pregnant now, which has dropped her a few spots, but until she starts showing, she has to stay in the top ten. On the plus side, there's always room for more MILTFs.
	7	Christina Aguilera Speaking of MILTFs, Christina just delivered her little bundle of joy. Now we just have to pray that she does a better job of returning from pregnancy than her fellow former number one, Britney Spears.
	8	Adriana Lima No matter how much I try not to like Adriana Lima, she haunts me every time I go to the mall. I find myself accidentally forgetting things whenever I walk past the Victoria's Secret. I'll even go as far as to park by an entrance nowhere near the store I want to go to just so that I have to walk by her posters. Damn this woman!
	9	Amanda Paige I haven't seen anything new from Amanda in quite some time, but her old stuff is more than enough to hold me over. Come on Amanda, do another photo shoot... I know you have it in you.
	10	Hayden Panettiere Young, blonde, nice body, and can act too! What a combo. If only she's stop starring in those stupid Bring It On movies. Although, I guess is she wants to keep dressing up like a cheerleader, that's fine with me.
	11	Jessica Beil There probably isn't anyone on this list that I like less than Jessica Beil. But for some reason, whenever I sit down to fill this out, she keeps popping up. What power does this chick have over me that compels me to keep her on here? Actually, I can think of two good reasons right off the bat.
	12	Ivanka Trump I have promised myself that I will never, ever watch the show The Apprentice, but that doesn't mean I can't Tivo the promos for it, and freeze-frame on my favorite board room beauty.
	13	Erica Durance Once again, the power of Maxim Magazine rears its no-so-ugly head and promotes a formerly unknown (to me) actress into the Top-21. Apparently she stars as Lois Lane on the CW Network's Superman show, Smallville. I have never watched the show, and don't plan on starting now. But I have always had a thing for Lois ever since Teri Hatcher played her to perfection in Lois & Clark.
	14	Eva Mendes Eva Mendes almost lost me for good after appearing in the horrible movie Ghost Rider, but after appearing in Maxim, she won me back. What does the future hold for Miss Mendes, I have no idea. But I probably won't be watching it.
	15	Maria Sharapova Maria Sharapova has taken a dive in recent weeks because I am beginning to hate those damn camera commercials she's in. She's also almost completely lost her Russian accent (something Anna Kournakova never did) and that's also a turn off. She's still good looking though, which almost balances everything out.
	16	Evangeline Lilly I was going to drop Evangeline from the list this month, but then I started watching season three of LOST on DVD. Man, it's amazing how quickly you can forget how pretty she is when the show she's on takes over a year off. Here's hoping the writer's strike ends soon so that we get more than 8 episodes with her this year.
	17	Scarlette Johansson Scarlette is probably the best actress on this list (not counting Jessica Simpson). She's also a classic beauty that can fit almost any role. The problem is, she's never very sexy in the things she does, and rarely poses for good pictures. That may help her career in the long run, but it's keeping her out of the top-ten in my book.
	18	Katherine Heigl Maybe if I finally got around to watching Knocked Up I could be excited about Katherine Heigl again, but for some reason, she just isn't doing it for me right now. It could be her manly voice, or her overexposure, but if she keeps it up, I'm afraid I might have to drop her off the list. Poor thing.
	19	Jessica Simpson Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Jessica used to be a staple in the top-five, and was even a contender for #1 on most lists, but now she's hit rock bottom. I almost picked her sister to appear here instead of her, but after the horrible Tony Romo debacle, I just didn't think she could stand all that disappointment in the same month.
	20	Odette Yustman Before this weekend, I'd never heard of Odette Yustman. I still don't even know that much about her. What I do know is that she played the main love interest in the new movie Cloverfield, and she was hot enough to make two guys battle a huge monster to save her. If I were in their position, I probably would have done the same thing.
	21	Victoria Beckham Oh my god, look who's back. Is it really you Posh? After years and years of hiding out in London with your hunky, limey husband, are you finally back on my list. The simple answer is yes. Here's hoping she ditches Beckham just in time for the Spice Girls comeback tour. And who knows, maybe she'll even smile.
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		Fallen off: Anna Kournakova, Rachael Taylor, Britney Spears, Carrie Underwood, Maria Kanellis, Hillary Duff

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