The Really Really Big Show: Movies

			For the week of July 30, 2007
	1		Megan Fox I went and saw Transformers this summer and all I could think of was how amazing it was. And yeah, the big robots were cool, but damn, that dark haired girl was amazing? Where the hell has she been hiding all these years?
	2		Christina Aguilera Christina probably could have held on to the top spot had it not been for the scene in Transformers where Megan is bent over the hood of a car attempting to repair the motor. That for me put her on top of Ms Aguilera... which is a visual I'll be replaying all day.
	3		Katherine Heigl I was starting to lose interest in Katie until I started seeing promos for the movie Knocked Up. I still haven't seen the film yet, but the trailer is on a constant loop on my computer. God, I love summer films.
	4		Stacy Keibler You can really tell how much I like Stacy Keibler because she hasn't done a damn thing in two years and yet she stays in the top five. That's the true test of hotness.
	5		Jessica Alba Blond hair, dark hair, no hair, it doesn't matter. Jessica Alba would look phenomenal wearing curlers and moo-moo. Sure, that's not as good of a visual as Megan and Christina on top of one another, but it's still got Jessica Alba in it.
	6		Alessandra Ambrosio Just when I start to forget about Alessandra, the new Victoria's Secret catalogue comes out and I fall in love all over again. She's one of the few women in that magazine that can actually get you to take your eyes off the lingerie and take a peek up at her face.
	7		Jessica Biel After seeing the promos for the new Adam Sandler movie, Chuck and Larry, I can still safely say I've never liked a single thing Jessica Biel has ever been in... unless you count the slinky bikini she's wearing in the trailer.
	8		Jessica Simpson Talk about someone who's lack of talent is becoming more and more crystal clear. Jessica Simpson can't sing, can't act, and had horrible taste in men. I'm starting to like her less and less as a person, but then I look at her poster on the wall and all is forgiven.
	9		Maria Sharapova Every time I see that commercial for those big life size posters of athletes called Fatheads, I think to myself "this is the stupidest things I've ever seen. What kind of loser would order one of these. Then they show one of Maria, and all of a sudden, it all makes sense. Where I'm going to put the 10 I ordered I don't know.
	10		Kelly Kelly I've always been attracted to the women in the WWE, they are probably the best "talent" scouts out there. But they've outdone themselves with Kelly Kelly, the new eye candy on ECW. I don't care if I ever see her wrestling, but one of these days I would like to see her box.
	11		Rachael Taylor Somehow in between all the fighting robots and close ups of Megan Fox's ass, the makers of Transformers were also able to fit another gorgeous actress I've never heard of. This is starting to look like the best movie ever.
	12		Evangeline Lilly Evangeline recently lost her house in a big fire in Hawaii. I'm starting to clean up my house right now just in case she happens to be looking for a place to stay until she gets back on her feet.
	13		Adriana Lima I may have said some harsh things about Adriana in the past, and after reading her interview in GQ, it seems that most of them were justified. How long before she hooks up with Tom Brady and seals the deal as the most detested model ever.
	14		Anna Kournakova I really don't know how she creeped back onto this list, but here she is again. Anna has been out of the spotlight for awhile now, and for the most part that's a good thing. I just wish she could still appear in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
	15		Ivanka Trump Stuff Magazine recently did another photo shoot with Ivanka, and it blew the last one away. She's one of the few models in the magazine that can look sexy and classy at the same time. The name Trump is the only thing keeping her from ranking higher on the list.
	16		Scarlette Johansson I like actors and actresses who can fake an American accent. I don't know why, but that's always fascinated me. Scarlette does a great accent, but that's not why she's on this list. There are two other, better reasons for that.
	17		Eva Mendes It's amazing what appearing on the cover of Maxim Magazine will do for an actress/model/singer whatever. It can launch a career, it can solidify a movie, and it can even earn you a a spot on this list. Her pics were so good it even made me forget about Ghost Rider.
	18		Julianne Hough For awhile there was only one reason I would ever admit to watching Dancing With the Stars, and it was Stacy Keibler. Unfortunately, I've found another reason. Julianne is one of the pros on the show, and she's also the new reason DWtS is locked into my TiVo.
	19		Amanda Paige I am once again breaking a rule I made for myself when I began this list, and it's not to include models if they aren't well known. But then I saw Amanda, and I couldn't help myself. This is why it's never good to have standards, you only end up breaking them.
	20		Hillary Duff Once again, the power of Maxim has catapulted a once detested woman into the Top 21. It seems as though Miss Duff has been around forever, which is why I was surprised to find out she was only 20. Now that she's finally of age, and has shaken that squeaky clean image, maybe I don't dislike her so much after all.
	21		Hayden Panettiere I waited a long time to put her on this list, but now that she recently had a birthday, and is legally eligible, I can now add her without the threat of legal action. The morality of it is still up for debate.
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